Words from a Father

Husband of One, Father of Four

Tag: woman

453. Don’t Ask

Son, don’t ask a woman if she is pregnant, ask your wife if she is.

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260. Carnation

Son, don’t ever give a woman a carnation. It’s a sure sign you don’t have a clue.

Daughter, carnations are a man’s way of saying he didn’t care enough to put more thought into it. Not the kind of man you want to be with.

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